This is my dog, Cody, king of naps.
Skip the self-help section of the bookstore, folks, the real answer to the true meaning of life is sleeping at my feet as I type this post. The secret to happiness? Think like a dog...
How To Be As Happy As Your Dog
1. Knock over expensive vases and don't feel guilty.
2. Leap onto any sitting person for attention.
3. Don't count calories.
4. Make a cozy bed out of the laundry left on the floor.
5. Always greet your favourite person with unbridled affection.
6. Bark/growl at people you don't like.
7. Get lots of fresh air.
8. Take naps, preferably in a spot of sunlight.
9. Never skip an opportunity to snack.