Sunday, 22 September 2013

Top Nine Signs You're Living In a YA Novel

#1. The hot new guy in your chemistry class ignores your brilliant charisma and instead zeroes in on the shy girl with mousy brown hair who never wears make up and has no personality.

#2. Everyone's parents are either working late, running out the door to work, or too tired from work to notice that the new neighbor may or may not be a werewolf.

#3. Your best friend has been the same guy since grade one, even though no one ever stays best friends that long. Plus, you've secretly developed a crush on him.

#4. The most gorgeous girl in school is also the meanest.

#5. Your best friend from #3 starts to date the girl from #4. You're upset, but not enough to tell him the truth because that would make NO SENSE AT ALL. Instead, you plan an elaborate ruse to win him over that blows up in your face the night of the big dance.

#6. Your other best friend is a fashion diva and likes 80's music.

#7. When a dark and mysterious dude moves to town you start developing super powers.

#8. The brooding delinquent is misunderstood by everyone...except you.

#9. All it takes to make you over into a super model is a pair of contacts and a hair straightener.

BONUS!!!! Every cute guy has amazing abs and green eyes, however statistically suspicious it may be.

Did I miss any?



Jaime Morrow said...

Hahaha! This is so funny and so true. It's crazy how many books popped into my head for each thing you listed. :P I would add an alternative to #3. This best guy friend you've had since you were in grade 1? Yeah, he's had a crush on you for years and you're only just starting to realize it and have NO IDEA what to do about it, so you've started getting weird anytime you're around him. I've seen that one a time or two. ;-)

Leandra Wallace said...

Love this list! And I am so tired of the mysterious man that only you understand- pshaw! =)

Laila N Mysis said...

You're always so funny x)

Marisa Reichardt said...

Ahhh! I love you. Too too funny.

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