Sunday, 30 December 2012

Christmas Comes To Storybrooke

It was a great idea NOT to invite Regina to the party.
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The last time we saw the good fairy tale folk of Storybrooke, Emma and Mary Margaret had returned from the enchanted forest and all was well.

But wait! What is that on the horizon? A tsunami? A pod of Orcas?

Ew! Storybrooke is full of plot holes.
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No! It's a pirate ship and the two occupants are promising to make things a whole lot more interesting in the land of no magic...except, well, when there is magic.

So, before Emma and her royal parents start making Christmas cookies at Granny's pub/diner/laundromat, here's a warning that their New Year's Eve may not ring in smoothly.

"Captain Hook Is Coming To Town" Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"



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You better watch out,
You better not spy.
You better not gloat,
I'm telling you why.

Captain Hook is coming to town.

He's making a list,
Of people to curse.
Cora's there too,
With a heart in her purse.

Captain Hook is coming to town.


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He sees you with his sexy eyes,
He uses guy-liner, too.
His leather pants squeak when he sighs,
But, don't you be his fool.


O! You better watch out,
You better not spy.
You better make sure,
You pick the right side.

Captain Hook is coming to town.

He's looking for that crocodile, 
Who chopped off his left hand,
He's not afraid of Mr. Gold,
'Cause Cora's gonna rule the land.


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O! You better watch out,
There's gonna be mayhem.
Hook might be cute,
But ain't no Sheriff Graham.

(Big Finish!)
Captain Hook is coming to town.


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