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We helped Victor Frankenstein find love in our very first on-line chat room, and our second session featured a war or wits between Lydia Bennet, George Weasley, and Pip from Great Expectations.
This session is about to get started! Let's see who's looking for love today.
Moderator: Hello, everyone. I see we have a whole new group! Splendid. Who would like to start the conversation tonight? How about you, Ariel?
Mute Maid: First of all, I'm not used to using a computer. Being submerged in water most of the day cramps my social media presence. But since my voice was stolen I have no choice but to join an on-line chat group.
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Nancy Drew: Is that why your user name is 'Mute Maid'?
Mute Maid: You're a clever two legged one, aren't you?
Nancy Drew: It's kind of my thing, I guess.
Jacob Black: Whoa, like did you just say, oops I mean type, two legged one? Does that mean you're not human? Hey, that's cool with me. So...how do you feel about four legs?
Romeo Montague: O, here upon this keyboard I press the letters that shall bequeath my purest dream come true. How is it that thou shall not speaketh, Mute Maid? And may the conviction of your soul bare to me the solution for all our woes the God's have vexed upon us.
Jacob Black: Dude. Like, what?
Nancy Drew: I think he's asking Mute Maid how she lost her voice.
Mute Maid: I made an unsavoury trade with a spiteful sea witch.
Percy Jackson: Oh yeah? What's her name? I might be able to help you out.
Mute Maid: Ursula is not to be underestimated. What do you know of the sea?
Percy Jackson: Quite a bit, actually. My dad is Poseidon.
Mute Maid: ZOMG! No way!!!
Jacob Black: Hey, sorry to interrupt, but a sea witch is no match for my cunning stealth and massive fangs.
Nancy Drew: Yikes! Are you half shark or something?
Jacob Black: Some know me as Shark Boy, but I'm a werewolf now.
Mute Maid: I don't suppose werewolves can swim?
Romeo Montague: Why then, O brawling love! O loving hate! Why then, does love create these bonds that tether us to a dateless bargain of engrossing death?
Nancy Drew: Sorry, was that a question or a statement?
Romeo Montague: Thouest have the loveliest of names, Miss Nancy Drew.
Nancy Drew: Thank you, Romeo. Tell me, what are some of your interests?
Romeo Montague: Sword fighting, revenge, buying tights and smart gold trimmed tunics, going to balls...
Percy Jackson: Can we get back to the ocean thing? Mute Maid, are you free next Friday?
Jacob Black: Hey, Bro, back off. I don't care if your dad has a fish tail for legs and owns a magical fork—
Percy Jackson: It's called a Trident, fang face.
Jacob Black: Whatever. I'm a way better date than you. I can run fast and there's always plenty of homemade muffins and spaghetti at my house.
Mute Maid: What's spaghetti?
Nancy Drew: Hannah, our housekeeper, makes the best muffins!
Jacob Black: And I can swim really fast, too.
Mute Maid: That's important.
Jacob Black: And I never get cold, so we could travel to Antarctica or something and hang out on an ice flow.
Mute Maid: Oh...but how can I kiss you if you're a werewolf?
Jacob Black: No problemo, I can turn into a MAN whenever I want. Although since I can't travel with clothes when I'm a werewolf, I'll be naked when I transform to kiss you.
Nancy Drew: Insert awkward silence here.
Romeo Montague: O, pained heart! You speaketh the truth. The frosted breath of lovers denied cannot battle the boundaries of thine flesh.
Mute Maid: I think Romeo is right, Jacob. I'm not quite ready for naked hugs on the first date and I can't risk becoming sushi in your arms.
Jacob Black: Well, I didn't mean it THAT way!
Percy Jackson: Mute Maid, I can breathe under water. And I promise to wear clothes on our date.
Mute Maid: ....I'll be at the end of Pier 21 on Friday at 6pm. And you can call me Ariel.
Percy Jackson: Awesome, Ariel. I'll bring my underwater white board and waterproof marker.
Nancy Drew: Smart thinking, Percy!
Mute Maid: I'm sorry, Jacob.
Jacob Black: I'm used to be passed over. It's okay.
Romeo Montague: Love's heavy burden is great indeed. No man nor werewolf shall be king of such a cruel power.
Nancy Drew: Um...Jacob. I'm presently working on a case that involves suspicious night time activities surrounding a supposed haunted house on the edge of my town. I could use a brave, fast running assistant.
Jacob Black: I'll bring a thermos of spaghetti!
Nancy Drew: And pants as well please. Okay?
Jacob Black: Should I take a shirt too?
Nancy Drew: Um...I'll leave that up to you ;)
Moderator: I'm sorry to say our time has come to an end. Delightful session, everyone. Hoping to see you next time.
Romeo Montague: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Moderator: Yes, thank you, Romeo. And remember, if you have to have an 'ever after', make sure it's a happy one. Until next time...
Who would you like to see show up in the next chat room?
2 comments:
LOL to the tenth power!!! xD
I was actually watching one of the Twilight movies on TV just this past weekend, and I could hear Jacob's voice perfectly in my head! =)
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