Saturday 14 July 2012

And We'll Get Married

Emily Maynard, ABC's latest cash grab Bachelorette, has been busy keeping this Monday's finale show results a secret—that and making commercials with Jimmy Kimmel.

Emily and Jimmy, not exactly as shown
photo credit, projectionbooth.blogspot.com

However, since her visit to Dollywood, Emily has been itching to get into the music scene. With the phenomenal success with Carly Rae Jepsen's CALL ME MAYBE, Emily would be a fool not to take advantage a chance and record a cover of the catchy tune (but with her own unique lyrics, of course).


AND WE'LL GET MARRIED

Brad didn't end so well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
Then ABC called me and said,
Be our Bachelorette instead

I'd trade my soul for prime time,
Free clothes and jewelry are mine
The camera men are all set,
Now I'm 'The Bachelorette'


Twenty-five guys to pick from                                           
I smiled like it was the prom
I made headlines with my gown,
I make The Host act like a clown

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy
But take this rose please,
Emily and The Host Guy
photo credit, possessionista.com
And we'll get married

It's hard to look bad,
In these stilettos
But take this rose please,
And we'll get married.


All the other boys,
Try to chase me
But take this rose please,
And we'll get married

I picked you for the solo date,
You told me I looked just great,
I said, "Thanks, ya'll are cool."
And now I'm into you


photo credit, glitzythings.com
Free trips to Europe all the time,
Bloggers get jealous on-line
But I take it all so well,
'Cause I'm a Southern Belle


Twenty-five guys to pick from,
I smiled like it was the prom
I made headlines with my gown,
I make The Host act like a clown

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy
But take this rose please,
And we'll get married


Before I had my own show,
I missed boys so bad
I missed boys so bad,
I missed boys so, so bad
photo credit, glitzythings.com


Before I had my own show,
I missed boys so bad
And I was so sad,
I was so, so sad

Before I had my own show,
I missed boys so bad
And you should know that
And we'll get married



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Next Monday I'll be blogging the final episode of The Bachelorette.

Cheers!

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