Happily Ever After; Dating Service for Ficional Characters, Session Two

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We'll have you picking out matching bookmarks before you can say, 'library late fees'.

Last week Katniss Everdeen and Victor Frankenstein had success in pairing together.

The chat room is about to get started! Let's see who's looking for love today.

Moderator: Hello, everyone. I see we have a whole new group! Splendid. Who would like to start the conversation tonight? Go ahead, don't by shy.



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Philip Pirrip: I suspect I should like to go first, sir. My story is a sad one, unfortunately. The girl I gave my heart to has but ripped it out of my chest and squeezed the life from it.

 

Scarlett O'Hara: How horrific, Mr. Pirrip. I can't imagine any lady worth keeping who is capable of such a massacre.

 

Philip Pirrip: Well, it wasn't a massacre...at least not literally. And please, call me Pip, everybody does.

Ponyboy Curtis: A broken heart? I've survived worse.

 



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 George Weasley: Tough break, blokes. I feels for ya. Sounds like you two are in need of a little pick me up. Maybe some 'Feel Rite Fizzy Bombs Bubblegum'... or maybe a 'Jovial Joker Jawbreaker?'

 

Lydia Bennet: I'll take ten Fizzy Bombs! The General is throwing a ball tomorrow night. And what a lark it will be!

 

Philip Pirrip: Do you need an escort, Miss Bennet?

 

George Weasley: Right, then. Ten Fizzy Bombs at ten knuts a piece...that will be one hundred knuts or three Sickles and four knuts.

 

Lydia Bennet: What's a sickle?

 

Scarlett O'Hara: It's a terrible infliction the Yankees brought with them. Since the war started all of my beaus have left Tara lonely and desolate.

 

Philip Pirrip: Is this Tara a nice girl? Is she looking for someone to love, too?

 

Ponyboy Curtis: Be careful what you wish for Pip. Sometimes certain groups just can't mix, you know? Sometimes all you got is the sun on your face and the street beneath your feet.

 

George Weasley: Whoa! Blimey, Ponyboy, you're killing the party. Tell ya what, I'll send you five Fizzy Bombs, on the house.

 

Lydia Bennet: Weasley! How generous. Wherever do you get your ideas? I suspect an evening dancing with you could have me laughing so hard I'd lose my breath.

 

George Weasley: I can think of a few things besides dancing that could leave us both breathless.
 

 Lydia Bennet: You're absolutely incorrigible! I love incorrigible young men!

 

Philip Pirrip: I'm incorrigable.

 

Scarlett O'Hara: You're also a lousy speller. But that's no matter, I like your desperation. I need more admirers. Tell me, do you ride?

 

Philip Pirrip: I mostly go on foot.

 

Scarlett O'Hara: I meant horses, silly. How about you, Ponyboy? Is that where you get your nickname?

 

Ponyboy Curtis: I'm from the wrong side of the tracks, Scarlett. I don't ride horses. I don't have fancy clothes. All I have are my two brothers.

 

Scarlett O'Hara: Fiddle dee dee! Older brothers? Are you Yankees?

 

Ponyboy Curtis: Well, we're American if that's what you mean.

 

Scarlett O'Hara: Perfect. You and your equally desperate brothers are expected at Tara next week. I'll have Mammy make sure cook does up her famous roast chicken.

 

Ponyboy Curtis: Um...okay.

 

Philip Pirrip: I'm studying! I'm going to be important some day!

 

Lydia Bennet: What are you studying?

Philip Pirrip: To be a gentleman.

 

Lydia Bennet: I see.

Scarlett O'Hara: Oh.
 

Ponyboy Curtis: Uh-huh.

 

George Weasley: I'm still in school. We have to wear uniforms and everything.

 

Lydia Bennet: I love a man in a uniform! Where is your school? Do you have dances?

 

George Weasley: I'll send an owl to you with all the particulars, my lovely...and an extra Fizzy Bomb. 

 

Lydia Bennet: *giggles*

 

Philip Pirrip: I'd appreciate an invitation too, Weasley.

 

George Weasley: Sorry, bloke. Only one Muggle per dance. Hogwarts rule.

 

Ponyboy Curtis: Muggle?

 

Phillip Pirrip: All right. Well, I guess this is good night. I've enjoyed meeting everyone and I hope we can continue this discussion in a fortnight.

 

Philip Pirrip: Good night...?

 

Lydia Bennet: Pip? I'll be visiting my uncle in Cheapsidenext week. May I call on you?

 

Philip Pirrip: YES!!!

 

Lydia Bennet: I dare suspect a few Fizzy Bombs will make for an enjoyable tea!

 

Moderator: This session is now closed. Until next time, everyone...and happily ever after.


Who would you like to see paired up next?

If The Hunger Games Movie Was Cast With Literary Characters

Okay, so unless you've been living in a cave the last month, The Hunger Games movie comes out this weekend. And if you're a HGJ (Hunger Games Junkie), you've read the book more than a few times and know the characters pretty well. If you're not sure if you're a HGJ, click here to take the test.

But let's not forget in the beginning, it was a book. So, in a nod to all the other awesome books out there, just for kicks, here is my list if The Hunger Games was cast with literary characters.

Cato
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Bill

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Cato—Bill Sikes from Oliver Twist.

Bent into a cruel killing machine by ways of their environment. Enough said.

Primrose
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Jane Bennet
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Primrose—Jane Bennet from Pride And Prejudice.

A quiet beauty with a need to help everyone. Constantly supported by her gusty and more outspoken sister.

Cine
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Fairy Godmother
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Cinna—The Fairy Godmother from Cinderella. Even the spelling is close!

Who else could pull off a fashion miracle of turning the dirty tomboy into a gorgeous champion for the people.

Rue
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Simon
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Rue—Simon from The Lord Of The Flies. Both represent reason and the potential for goodness in humanity, however both met violent deaths.
Seriously, you knew they we're going to last long, even with the protagonists help.

Haymitch
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Mad Hatter
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Haymitch—The Mad Hatter from Alice In Wonderland.
Both like to drink and talk in riddles. However, approach with caution, silly as they may seem, underneath is an unstable man.

Gale
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Dally
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Gale—Dally from The Outsiders.

A rebel, but handsome enough to make him less threatening and likable. He takes care of those who rely on him and is a natural leader.

He enjoys being outspoken, but keeps his feelings for Katniss low key and platonic. Only when her life is in danger, does her realize all his anger and good looks can do nothing to help her.

Peeta
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Pip
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Peeta—Pip from Great Expectations. Impoverished and unappreciated by his own family, he falls in love with a girl who, at first, is only pretending to share his sentiments.

His gentle and kind nature stand out in contrast to Dally's (Gale's) confidence and strength.

Katniss
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Laura
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Katniss—Laura Ingalls. Okay she was an actual person, but is still a literary character...sort of.

Besides, who else would be prepared to survive in the wilderness and battle the elements than a spunky pioneer girl.

Not only can she sew a plaid shirt, skip rocks the most times across the creek, and know where the best blueberries are, she also stood up that meany Nellie Olsen.

And let's not forget about the braids, people. The hair should count for something.

Who else would you cast?

Next Monday I'll be blogging the latest episode of Once Upon A Time.

Cheers!