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| Oh, Bella. You think you have worries...try writing. geeksofdoom.com |
We've all been there—that moment when the heaviness of sleep settles in, and you feel yourself drift off. Then BAM!!! You jolt upright like you've been attacked by a cattle prod. With eyes wide open, your heart pounds as a list of horrible possibilities run though your mind.
Here are the top 5 most frightening things writers think of while falling asleep...
#1. You attached your vacation photos to the query instead of the first ten pages of the manuscript.
#2. Your ex-boyfriend will post on Facebook that the book is really about him.
#3. You just realized that the character you killed in book one is essential to the plot in book two.
#4. You have no idea how time travel is supposed to work!!!!
#5. If you die before your book gets published, your family will use the horrible Christmas picture that you hate as your official author photo.
And here's the bonus...
BONUS. Your parents will buy your book, and then read the steamy sex scene that YOU wrote.
Sound familiar? Do you have any fears to add to the list?
